This clip is Classic George Carlin.
Here are some other notable quotes by Legendary Comedian George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”
And Carlin's perspective on life might be the most insightful of all his works
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…...and you finish off as an orgasm."
George Carlin simply kept it 100 and made a successful career of it, we should all be so lucky. Respect.
1 comment:
he is slept on! i'll admit i've slept on his ass too. so glad u put me up on him!
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