Russell Peters Explains Why India & China Are The Two Largest Populations In The World

Sexdrive...Yet Another Ode to Teenage Virginity Loss

Alloy Entertainment is about to drop yet another Movie about a “horny young virgin” trying to get a nut off, Sexdrive. The plots pretty basic, dude meets girl over the internet, feeds her a bunch of lies about himself and next thing he knows she wants to meet up. Now the sex deprived and inexperienced horny virgin goes to extreme lengths (driving across the country) with his wing man by his side in an attempt to lose his virginty with the internet hottie. The “horny virgin desperate to get laid movie" well seems to be the well that keeps on giving. No matter how many times they go back to it, it seems like it never gets old to Americans, especially as of late.

Most recently the movie industry gave us College (2008), I had the displeasure of watching this movie earlier this year on opening weekend in a jam-packed theatre of about 7 other movie goers in Culver City (no lie). Last year Producer Judd Apatow gave us Superbad and 40 Year Old Virgin in 2005, both Classics. Other notable movies exploring the same topic include The Wood (1999), Can't Hardly Wait (1998) and American Pie (1999)

It shouldn't come as news that virginity loss is an experience widely perceived as one of the most important turning points in a person's life especially for men, and it’s no coincidence that it's also one of the most common themes in media depictions of teenage sexuality. Every time I watch one of these movies I am reminded of the day I lost my virginity. I remember it as vividy as any day in my life. Prior to that day I never would have guessed I'd lose my virginity on my sister’s birthday ironically enough. What a day it was, got some cakes in the afternoon and birthday cake in the evening. The funny thing is when I walked in the door my dad took one look at me, and instantly he knew...he knew I was a different man. I couldn’t believe it, I guess it was written all over my face or maybe it was the fact that my young swagger was at an all-time high, regardless of however he figured it out, at that moment pops knew his boy had become a man.

And for the record I will be checking this film out opening day.

Congress Rejects 700 Billion Dollar Corporate Bailout!

On Monday President Bush's 700 Billion Dollar Bailout went before Congress:

WASHINGTON - In a stunning vote that shocked the capital and worldwide markets, the House on Monday defeated a $700 billion emergency rescue for the nation’s financial system, ignoring urgent warnings from President Bush and congressional leaders of both parties that the economy could nosedive without it. The Dow Jones industrials plunged nearly 800 points, the most ever for a single day.

Democratic and Republican leaders alike pledged to try again, though the Democrats said GOP lawmakers needed to provide more votes. Bush huddled with his economic advisers about a next step. The House was to reconvene on Thursday instead of adjourning for the year as planned.

The stock plunge began even before the 228-205 vote to reject the bill was officially announced on the House floor. The decline for the day surpassed the 721-point previous record, on the day after the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks, though in percentage terms it was well short of the drops on Black Monday of October 1987 and at the start of the Depression.

In the House chamber, as a digital screen recorded a cascade of “no” votes against the bailout, Democratic Rep. Joe Crowley of New York shouted news of the falling stocks. “Six hundred points!” he yelled, jabbing his thumb downward.
Bush and a host of leading congressional figures had implored the lawmakers to pass the legislation despite howls of protest from their constituents back home. Not enough members were willing to take the political risk just five weeks before an election.

“No” votes came from both the Democratic and Republican sides of the aisle. More than two-thirds of Republicans and 40 percent of Democrats (95) opposed the bill. Thats a total of 134 representatives.

Here's what the candidates has to say:

McCain: "I urge congress to go back 'immedietly' and reconsider."

Obama: "When I'm president, on the first day I'll make a plan and find a way for us to pay back so the people don't suffer."

All I can say is "Yes We Can" the rejection of the 700 billion dollar bailout is by far the best thing to happen since Bush got in office. All his other bonehead ideas have been embraced with open arms, so it’s good to finally see congress wake up and shutting his ass down (Too Little, Too Late). Its amazes me daily that they wanted to impeach Clinton over a halfway blow job (she didn’t even swallow) but we have a grocery list of Bush fuck-ups/miscues and no one is even talking impeachment. What the hell? But again it’s too little too late, I can’t wait for the geezer to get fuck out of office. Obama 08!

You Can Always Depend On National Equirer To Be Non-Partisan!

In an election year where it seems like everyone's picking sides (some more vocal than others) National Enquirer remains non-partisan. Democrats, Republicans, Independents, Oprah....Be forewarned no one is safe from the National Enquirer.

First they exposed Democrat John Edwards' extramarital affair, now they have turned their cites to shotgun wielding redneck soccer mom turned Republican VP Candidate Sarah Palin and her extramarital affairs. Hell has no fury like a woman National Enquirer scorned!

Texas Tech Football Coach Gives Dating Tips

Since Mike Leach's Read Raiders (4-0) are undefeated I guess he felt like he had some extra time on hands to step away from the game of football and offer up some dating tips for the incoming freshman class...lol

Megan Fox Has A Little T-Pain In Her

The sexy Transformers scarlet in a recent interview told GQ magazine that she was indeed in love with a (female) stripper. And even used to bring the stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work....a la T-Pain "I Cant Believe It".....I wonder if Megan told the girl that she was going to take her on a trip to aspen as well.

Fox said she's no lesbian but she did admit to having crushes on Olivia Wilde, "[She] so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing" Fox added, and Jenna Jameson. Wow.


Jenna Jameson

Olivia Wilde

Common & N.E.R.D Concert in Anaheim

Had the munchies before the concert started!!!!

Matt Damon Says McCain Picking Sarah Palin As VP Is A Distaster!

I Could Not Agree More!

The Tale of Two Candidates

Sarah Palin & Hillary Clinton: Two Women, Two Very Different Candidates! Huray Political Satire!

Proverb: It Is Better To Be Perceived A Fool Then To Open Your Mouth And Remove All Doubt...Exhibit A: Sarah Palin

This woman is clearly an idiot. If she is elected Vice President it would be a step backwards (10 steps backward) for our country and a sad day for all Americans. Bush was an idiot as well but at least his Dad a former president was their to show him the ropes, but this woman is a lost cause.

Presidential Dance-Off

The Obama's vs The McCain's in an OLD SCHOOL DANCE-OFF!!!!!

No Words....."No, I Do This For Free!"

I have No words. They say a pictures worth a thousand words, well this videos worth a million.

JohnTV...lol

Sarah Palin On The Cover Of Newsweek

Noose-ol-ogy

What type of redneck honky tonk shit is this?? Only thing she’s missing is a noose and hoody. WTF?

I wasn't making a big fuss about her being the most under qualified candidate for vice president ever but now that she has dropped this cover she's officially on my shit list.

What is she trying to say with this cover? "I may be from Alaska but I'm still a redneck and I have the courage and convicted to bust a cap in a niggers ass if need be",??.

And worst of all I saw this cover this morning on Good Day LA (on Sly Fox 11) and they were acting like its not obvious whats wrong with this cover. What does a shotgun have to do with being vice president?

She said once before that she doesn't know what the vice president does on a daily basis and this cover only confirms that. Rotten Bitch.

The Audacity Of Hope

If you heard John McCain's speech @ the Republican National Convention then you are probably feeling this way right about now. I know I AM.

My Super Bowl Pick From The AFC

I'm documenting this just so I can reserve the right to say "I told you so" at the end of the season...I'm picking the San Diego Chargers to come out of the AFC and go to the Super Bowl. Here's my reasons why:

1. They finally proved they could get the monkey off their back by beating the last AFC team to win the Super Bowl The Indianapolis Colts.

2. They have been elimated by the Patriots in the playoffs 2 times in a row (just like the Colts before they won the title in 2006) and this will be the year they find away to beat the Pats in the playoffs and go all the way (just like the Colts in 2006). Last year they were a few injurys, namely LaDainian Tomlinson & Phillip Rivers away from beating the Patriots. They picked off Brady 3 times, and beat the Patriots up all game. But without Tomlinson and a healthy Rivers the Chargers were unable to muster up enough points to upset the Patriots. But this year will be different because....

3. The Chargers young defense will be even better this year and they were spectacular last year.They were 5th in the league with 42 sacks, and led the league in picks with 20 including 6 in the playoffs led by 2nd year sensation Antonio Cromartie who led the league with 10. While The Chargers offense should be healthy for the playoffs this times around.....

4. On other side the Chargers main road block the New England Patriots get worse. They lose Donte' Stallworth a key offensive player, as well as several starters on defense including Pro-Bowl CB Asante Samuel who bolted New England for a big contract in Phili.

So my only question if the Chargers don't go to the Super Bowl who's gonna stop them? The Colts wont and I'm beating the Patriots wont either.

Rudi Johnson: (Tatum) Bell Took My Luggage

Former Bengal's running back Rudi Johnson just signed a free-agent contract to play for the Detroit Lions which subsequently led to the Lions current starting running back Tatum Bell getting cut. According to Johnson on Bells way out he decided to take some of Johnson's luggage with him.

"All this happened when he got released," Rudi said. "He came in to get some stuff out of his locker and that's when he scooped up the bags."

Johnson said a woman returned the bags to the practice facility Tuesday evening, but that the contents were gone.

"I got the bags back -- empty," he said. "So he's got a bunch of my underclothes. What he's going to do with that, I don't know. He's got some socks and boxers." [Read More]

Damn you know we're in a recession when NFL players are stealing Gucci bags from each other. DAMN! It's real in the field!!!

Warning: If you see this man, PLEASE keep an on your Gucci bags because he runs a 4.4 and he'll be gone with your luggage in no time.

The Real Reason McCain Picked Palin

Why didn't I see this before? It never crossed my mind. It seems so obvious now! From the Kennedy's to Clinton presidential candidates and lust go hand and hand.

Bill Denied A Kiss From Hillary..LOL

LMAO!

Fuck The Police....Inglewood Police Kill Homeless Man

For the record I live in Inglewood, so this most recent racially charged murder by the police hits very close to home for me. I have come home from work many a nights with the streets blocked off with yellow tape and cops standing around with guns drawn.

A homeless man, allegedly holding a phony gun, was shot and killed by Inglewood police in the fourth shooting involving an Inglewood officer in as many months.

Officers responded to a report of a man with a gun in the 400 block of Market Street, near Hillcrest Boulevard, at 1:47 p.m. Sunday, said Inglewood police Lt. Gabriela Garcia. The officers found two men, one of whom had what they said appeared to be a chrome handgun tucked into his waistband. Everything looks like a gun to the fuckin pigs...wallets, bottles of soda, grocery's, family protrait's, anything that a man of black and brown skin is holding is potentially a gun to them and grounds for immediate murder without further investigation or fear of consequence.

The man then allegedly reached for his waistband and was shot, witnesses say as many as nine times. Officers later determined the apparent gun was a toy (of course).

A person in a passing vehicle was also grazed by one of the reckless police officers bullets, but the person's injury was not considered serious officers say.

The police in Inglewood are completely out of control, they have murdered four citizens in as many months and a stop in their reckless behavior seems unlikely. Here's a rundown of the most recent incidents of police shooting Inglewood.

• Two Inglewood officers involved in a May 11 shooting in which 19-year-old Michael Byoune was killed and two others wounded at a restaurant near Crenshaw Boulevard and 85th Street were returned to active duty by Inglewood Police Chief Jacqueline Seabrooks.

• On July 1, Ruben Walton Ortega, a 23-year-old alleged gang member, was fatally shot by Inglewood police.

• Kevin Wicks, 38, (a 19-year postal worker) was shot to death by Inglewood police Officer Brian Ragan at about 12:20 a.m. July 21 after four officers went to his door in response to a report of an argument involving a man and two women. But relatives and community activists said officers responded to the wrong apartment and that if Wicks was holding a gun, it was likely only for his safety since he lived in a dangerous neighborhood and was responding to a knock on his door around midnight. Adding to the outrage over Wicks' death was the fact that Ragan, a five-year department veteran, was one of the two officers involved in the May 11 shooting of Byoune.
  

The cops on TV solve the crimes, the cops in reality commit the crimes. Murder in the 1st Degree, even with a black president on the horizon clearly not much has changed.....

See What Rap Music Does To People

LOLIPOP REMIX!!! IT’S THE REMIX BABY!!!!!

This is just wrong! LOL!

The Buffet....Food For Thought

• Kanye West: "I Wish My Momma Could Have Seen" Barack Obama Nominated [Read More]

• California Schools Improve but Leave Black and Latinos Students Behind [Read More]

• If You Haven’t Already Go See Tropic Thunder

• Entertainment Tonight Checks The Pulse Of Black Hollywood After Historic Obama Speech [Read More]

• Fat Joe Rips Daddy Yankee For Supporting McCain [Read More]

• Hip Hop Reacts to Obama’s Acceptance Speech [Read More]

• Obama Campaign reacts to Palin’s pick as VP [Read More]

• FACT: No one cares about Solange and most definitely not her music, if it weren’t for “blogs” no one would even recognize her on the street. From her song “Fuck The Industry (because they won’t let me ride my sisters coat tails)” to her most recent insertion of her foot in her mouth, Solange’s cries for attention are getting old fast. I just wish the rest of the blogosphere would stop feeding into it [Read More]
  

• Latino Celebs Party For The Vote at Denver’s Vinyl Lounge [Read More]

• Ludacris supports Breast Cancer Awareness [Read More]

More Racial Profiling By The Police

Jaguars Pro-Bowl running back Fred Taylor was arrested Saturday night after leaving a Miami Beach Nightclub. According to his attorney, Adam Swickle, Taylor was getting into his car as police arrived at the club. Officers ordered him to put his hands on the hood, then patted him down and searched his vehicle for firearms and drugs with a K-9 unit.

When the police refused to tell him why he was being detained and why they were searching him and his automobile an argument ensued and Taylor was arrested. [Read More]

Clearly these police had never heard of the Fourth Amendment which protects us from Illegal Search and Seize or maybe those laws only apply to non-black Americans when the cops are concerned. Someone seriously needs to police the police because these instances of the police abusing their badge and completely ignoring blacks constitutional rights are far too common. This is just another in a long line of incidents involving the police profiling and harassing black athletes and hip-hop hop artists, they just cant stand to see a nigga doin’ good and getting money. Fuck The Police! And if you riding with them then Fuck You Too.

Functioning Alcoholic???

I had the crucialist hangover Sunday morning! OMG! Pinot Grigio + Patron Silver + Temple Bar = HANGOVER for ME! While I was surfing the net (at work) hungover I ran across some interesting information. It would appear that I am what they call a Functioning Alcoholic [Read More]