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Crazy Ass Niggas

Mike. Dre: Man girls be loving the craziest most messed up niggas. Like the chick on here her boyfriend is crazy as a muthafucka and she stay defending his crazy ass! WTF?

Ms. L : Greys??

Mike.Dre: Yeah Christina and Owen

Ms. L: I've never seen it...but......I use to be one of those girls. Lmao!

Mike.Dre: Really tell me about those girls, I never understood 'em. Enlighten me.

Ms. L: Well, I have to say, its usually those ones who (when they r acting stable) show you the most adoration & affection... And its hard to look past the good & see the crazy

Mike.Dre: Hmmm that's interesting, so how do normal guys act then??

Ms. L: Well, I mean I am not saying regular guys are bad, I am just saying that me personally like a lot of physical affection & I have found that the craziest guy I Dated was the most hard core when it came to making me feel good.

Ms. L: Well, I dunno.. Regular guys are usually too "cool" to be overly affectionate. My ex was always touching me in someway, & always said things about how cute I was and making sure he made me feel good in bed. Plus, crazy guys KNOW their crazy, so they hav 2 go above & beyond to make up for it

Mike.Dre: Haha interesting.

Ms. L: I don't put up with crazy dudes anymore tho

Mike.Dre: Why?

Ms. L: Cuz the last one (which was right before I met u) fucked me up BIG TIME. I'm still a little scarred from it.

Mike.Dre: wow

How A Man Reacts When He Finds Out His Girl Is A Hoe

For those of you that dont know, this is every man's Nightmare! Nightmare! Nightmare! Finding out your girl is a hoe can be "devastating" to the male psyche and ego; sometimes the damage is permanent. Alex's reaction is so true to life that I had to post it because I don't know if you're ever going to see the topic examined with such candor and honesty. Good television.

Start watching at the 13:30 mark in the video. In this scene Alex finds out that Belle is a prostitute, a working girl, a rub and tug specialist and he reacted as any man would.

Twitter = Addiction

If you read my blog then you might as well follow me on Twitter. At this current time I am absolutely addicted to twitter, I was getting stopped by the police and twittering about it right after it happened on the drive home. I'm an addict what can I say?

Twitter.com/MindOfMikeDre

Californication

Let me try to make a long story short (if that's even possible). I met this chick a few weeks ago, we started kicking and shit. I told her when I met her that I’m not here to play games and that some (almost all) of the women in the past I have dealt with have had issues telling the truth and that honesty is one of the most important things to me in a woman. As time went on she started to get more personal with me asking me to be her valentine (in not so many words), talking about taking me out and doing something special for me and what not. Telling me how she was really feeling all things Michael (and rightfully so), from that point the situation escalated as you can imagine.

Then out of the blue one day she tells me she kinda has a boyfriend. “You kinda have a boyfriend?” was my immediate response. Turns out they had been kinda together for a year. She then tells me he hasn’t been doing the things he used to do when they first started dating and how I do all the things he doesn’t and blah blah blah. Now she’s confused on what direction to go in and she’s been acting all weird and shit. And my whole thing is why not be honest from the start? I gave her plenty of opportunities to be honest and she chose not to and now we’re where we’re at now. She's confused and behaving strangely and I'm just like "Damn, it was all good just a week ago".

Since I live in LA, I have to put it like this, “Why do women in LA have such a problem being honest?” Is Los Angeles itself to blame? Does being surrounded by fake superficial people and smoke and mirrors systematically prevent women in Los Angeles from being honest with anyone? Does this fake town create fake people? Or is it something much deeper?

My question is why not just be honest? Or at least be honest when someone requests you to? If she said she had a dude in the beginning then she wouldn’t be all confused right now and acting weird.

This isn’t an aberration by any stretch of the word; the number one problem I have with women that I’ve dated out in Los Angeles is that they refuse, refuse, refuse to be honest (not only with me but with themselves as well). It happens every time, it’s like I’m dating the same woman over and over again, and it’s just too predictable. The bodies, the faces, the lies change but the story remains the same and ends the same every single time. And I’m honestly supposed to take any of these relationships seriously??

I can only take women as seriously as they take themselves, and for many of them it’s just In-N-Out like a drive-thru. But I do that and I run the risk of being classified as a playa or dog. What’s brother to do? You do you and they’re calling you a dog, a playa, leaving angry voice mails but you do the right thing like a Spike Lee flick and you get lies and games, what would you do?

It’s so easy to sit back and criticize men and our sometimes deplorable behavior and say fuck men, they’re all "dogs" but it’s much harder for a "bitch" to look at herself in the mirror and recognize her own part in this "doggy dog world".

CHUUCH.

But I guess it’s like Ja Rule Said:

I'm talkin bout straight figures if you here, you wit us
If not Boo, you know what....I still fucked you

Grey Goose + Rockstar Guava = Happy Black Presidents Day!

Happy Black Presidents Day! Now that Bush is out of office President’s Day is cause for celebration. It’s like the new St. Patrick's Day! So drink, be marry and enjoy the post-bush presidency because I know I will. I even had a little pink panther (Grey Goose + Rockstar Guave) to celebrate the occasion while on the Job .

Gotta Love Mom

Me and my mother were emailing earlier today via my blackberry, by far one of the best devices ever! Its like having a personal assistant, I'm less efficient without it. Why do you think Obama was fighting so hard to keep his blackberry while he was in office as the president?? Because Blackberry's are the shit; but Obama's blackberry is one like no other, that shit is super exclusive and one of a kind, fit for a president. Here's how my conversation with my mom went:

Mom: so why did chris brown beat up rihanna????????

Mike.Dre: I heard she told him that she gave him "herpes"!!! But right now I don't know if that's the truth or not but that's the hottest rumor coming from that situation.

Mom: bad but u still can not beat up girls -his fans are females

Mike.Dre: Yeah I know. I was saying he's in the limelight and no matter how mad he gets he needs to find away to control himself.

Its a lot more at stake for him than most. But then again he is young and stupid.

Mom: his step father beat his mother so they will probably use that as a excuse to give him a break poor traumatized kid loses control- that boy is from the streets and gave her a old fashion ass whipping

Mike.Dre: Lmao!!!

OBAMA'S BLACKBERRY:


Read The Entire Obama Blackberry Article <<HERE>>

Craigslist.

Welcome to the bizarre world of craigslist. I've been trying to sell my second car, a 1993 Chevy Cavalier for about a week now on craigslist; and the weird people and odd low ball offers I've been getting have been ridiculous.

I'm selling it for $650 but I've gotten soooo many weird low ball offers that I’m just at the point where I'm fuckin with people now, making bizarre requests and shit. For example I posted my number on the ad and said call or text me. So some dude texted me this:

Some dude: Offer 300 Cash

Mike.Dre : 500 cash, Tropic Thunder on DVD and a bag of Flaming Hot Fritos and you have yourself a deal!!!

(at this point I didn’t expect to hear from him again, then he texted me back)

Some dude: I will consider it.

The next mutha fucka that lowballs me is going to get an even more ridiculous stipulation. Like “500 Cash, an Oreo cheese cake and a bottle of Cambodian breast milk.”

Becasue when times get rough a bottle of Cambodian Leche can be invaluable.

How Could You Be So Heartless?

I was on myspace the today and I saw that my homegirl changed her myspace headline to HEARTLESS, so I hit her up inquiring about why:

MIKE.DRE WROTE:

Heartless??
That's a cold myspace headline.....is it really so??

MS. HEARTLESS WROTE:

I am afraid it is so. Thats how I feel, these niggas out here are full of shit so y not join them

MIKE.DRE WROTE:

:( oh no, you hit that point. Thats bad, most women I know our age have uttered those exact words to me. I just can't tell you how many times I've heard that statement. But ultimately, the whole cliche' "If you cant beat them join them" DOES NOT i repeat DOES NOT apply to matters of the heart.

I hope you find a silver lining to your cloud and rise above this because I've seen too many good girls let a little heartache turn them into damaged ass scared up shrewds with trust issues who never open up and eventually become man haters and raise damned little man hating kids.

Its like the classic Jay-Z line "Once a good girl's gone bad, she's gone forever..."

Don't let this cold cold world get you down because for alot of women once they pass a certain point mentally/emotionally its no turning back. And by the time they have exercise their demons and issues with the opposite sex (at around 35-40 years old) its often too late to do anything about it.

I grew up around women, especially my mom who was and is still very damaged. So I speak from experience not speculation.

The key I have seen is just to Live Your Life, have fun with your friends, go places, do things you enjoy and find a world of happiness on your own and once a love interests enters that equation let him just be an addition to an already fun and successful life. So just in case for whatever reason, if he is "subtracted" from the situation it doesn't rock the boat, figuratively speaking.

I know nothing about your situation at all but i just know how men can be.

MS. HEARTLESS WROTE:

Damn you wrote me the best novel I've ever read and ur pretty much on it exactly wat u said is exactly what I am doin', I am trying to enjoy life for what it is and if love comes my way then it does, I may be a little bitter but that does not prevent me from giving the next nigga a chance, I just have my guards up when it comes to certain types. As for trust, I trust u till u give me a reason to don't trust you but thanks for the words of advice, I much appreciate it and felt every word you said Mr. blogger. U should write a book called the damaged heart

MIKE.DRE WROTE:

I have written a 3,000 word essay on it (though it is unfinished, but will be finished) that I intend to post on a blog one day but I want to wait till I have a larger reader base because I don't want such a profound piece to be waisted. But maybe if I keep writing I can come up with enough material for an actually book.

Well I am glad that my word were of use to you.

Do you! Do you! Do you! and don't take these niggas too seriously unless they show you they are worth it and alot of em aren't.

Black Girl Lost

So this black girl I work with for all intents and purposes let’s call her Black Girl Lost told me she didn’t vote because it was against her beliefs. Her argument is that she doesn’t believe in the president or the government, she believes in god so she doesn’t vote. WTF?? She said the president can’t end world hunger or change the hearts of murders and child molesters so she won’t vote for him. Much of her so called beliefs and argument was surrounded around her trying to insinuate that somehow voting for the first black president was against god.

Where the fuck this girl got this notion I don’t even fucking know. Just thinking about that ignorant shit this little black girl was spitting just pisses me off. And you know I just couldn’t let that shit ride, so our little convo in the hallway at work led to us emailing each other back and forth. Check it out. (EXCUSE THE TYPO’s PASSION AND SPELL CHECK DON’T MIX)

MIKE.DRE WROTE:

The man will be gone in 4-8 years but the history, the breakthrough, the glass ceiling that was shattered, the progress will be remember forever. In the 1960’s we were still fighting for our right vote, the right to be treated as more than ¾‘s of a man and little did they know 40 years later the very same blacks who whites didn’t even see as a full person would have one their own elected to the high position in the nation…President of the United States. Not vice president, President! For a poor nation that has struggled to make it in a world of dollars and oppression this is a breakthrough. And you think all of this progress, this whole movement for blacks civil rights our fight for equality all happened without GOD?? God was the driving force behind all of this from day one and still is; our never ending crusade for EQUALITY is all gods’ work. It’s the devil that wants us divided and unequal. Without god we would still slaves but today the door is wide open, more open than ever before. But there are still many miles to go before we are truly equal. Join the fight, this was not a vote for a man to be president for 4-8 years this was vote for equality a vote to show the world that we as black people are capable of anything. This was a vote for opportunity…the vote for us to have the opportunity to pursue our dreams without prejudice, and if that’s not a vote worth casting than what is???????

BLACK GIRL LOST WROTE:

Michael you are dear to me and I don’t want our friendship to come to bad terms over our beliefs. It shouldn’t. I respect you and I do not attack you about what I believe. If you feel you would like to teach me something then by any means, do so. I absolutely adore men who stand and teach. But you can’t teach people about what you feel is truth by telling them what they believe is wrong or not the best way. You, obviously won’t want to hear me out so how can you expect for me to be 100% into what you are trying to convey. Just as they fought and died for their beliefs, I will do the same for mine. I have the same right as everyone else here to fight for what I believe in. My voting has everything to do with belief. If I believed that ANY of these presidents could end world hunger, or change the heart conditions of child predators, murders, I would be the first to vote. My belief is that only GOD can do this. I will believe this until the day I die.

MIKE.DRE WROTE:

I guess it’s much easier to try to say its god vs. politics and since that’s the vision of life that you have created in your mind no one conversation with a random black man at work via email is going to change that but this is needs to be said. It’s not God vs. Politics….it’s not “I believe in god so I don’t vote”. You vote because you want there to be better opportunities for you future relatives who will be black, and they will be raised with more self confident and high expectations because they will have been raised knowing there was a black president. They have for so long raised us and tough us our history as second class citizens and that’s done damage to our entire races self esteem. But no long can they continue to teach our kids in these classrooms across America this jaded history of the black second class citizen now that a black person has reached the highest point in society and done it with Class & dignity like no other.

Do you know the fucked up stereotypes that have been pushed upon us all for so many years? Well if they want to look at Obama and make that the new stereotype for blacks in America, all our children will be better off. That’s what I voted for but I guess voting for your children not being raised “exclusively” as second class citizens is not worth 5 minutes, huh????

“If I believed that ANY of these presidents could end world hunger, or change the heart conditions of child predators, murders, I would be the first to vote.”

Why would any vote have that much value?? What bold expectations, a vote , a 5 minute process is not going to:

• End world hunger

• Change the heart conditions of child predators or murders
  

And it should not be expected too……..

But I guess voting for equality isn’t worth 5 minutes. I guess it is difficult to separate the man and the position from the big picture.

Even getting to this point as black people this shit wasn’t voted in….how do you think this happened??? Was it one vote and all the sudden they stopped lynching us?? Was it one vote and all the sudden the Jim Crowe laws were no longer in effect. It took generations of work to make that progress, so while you are waiting for God to End World hunger and change the hearts of Child Predators and Murders what are you going to do in the meantime??? I understand you have a belief that the government doesn’t work and you don’t trust man. And I have the same feeling but I’m NOT sitting here waiting for the government to solve all our problems (because they CANT) and if you heard the speech Barack Obama HE said that SAME THING . He said that the people have to be the change they want to see in the world.

I voted for progress, now that the door is open I may have the opportunity to be the next Governor of California but no matter how real and honest I may be I guess since I would be “involved” in the government, I still would only a man and undeserving of your vote right???

BLACK GIRL LOST WROTE:

Michael,

"Why would any vote have that much value?? What bold expectations, a vote, a 5 minute process is not going "

If it took me 5 seconds I still would not participate esp. if it does not have much value. Plain and simple, BLACKS are not the only ones to face evil injustices. So a BLACK PRESIDENT does not move me. It is bigger than BLACK, PURPLE, WHITE, OR BROWN,. THIS IS ABOUT INNOCENSE. INNOCENT BLOOD has been shed in all RACES.

“You vote because you want there to be better opportunities for you future relatives who will be black, and they will be raised with more self confident and high expectations because they will have been raised knowing there was a black president.”

Do you not agree that if everyone applied the very principals that GOD wants us to live by that we would have no need for a president? He tells us to love one another, be at peace, forgive. Would things not be beneficial for everyone? This is what I will teach my children. For me… There is no greater teacher, no greater hope, no greater love. My children will be first in GOD eyes if they put him first and so will I. I have a peace that you could not understand because I have found the truth.

“so while you are waiting for God to End World hunger and change the hearts of Child Predators and Murders what are you going to do in the meantime???”

This is a part of taking a stand for what I believe, waiting. Having faith that he will put a end to all of this. If you knew you’ll know that he promises that he will not leave us. So until that time comes… I will pray. I will pray for his will to take place, for forgiveness of my sins and well as the sins of others. I will live to the best of my ability to be righteous in his eyes. And that’s all that matters to me. He will save us ALL if we put faith in him.

MIKE.DRE WROTE:

Ok I guess you can walk around and ignore the fact that you are black but most Americans cannot. And no matter how large your blinders are and as much as you may try to sweep it under the rug you are as much black as you are a woman, as much as you are person. So if you chose to sweep your race and all injustices we have faced and continue to face in this county under the rug then clearly we are in two different books.

“You vote because you want there to be better opportunities for you future relatives who will be black, and they will be raised with more self confident and high expectations because they will have been raised knowing there was a black president.”

Do you not agree that if everyone applied the very principals that GOD wants us to live by that we would have no need for a president? He tells us to love one another, be at peace, forgive. Would things not be beneficial for everyone? This is what I will teach my children. For me… There is no greater teacher, no greater hope, no greater love. My children will be first in GOD eyes if they put him first and so will I. I have a peace that you could not understand because I have found the truth.

“so while you are waiting for God to End World hunger and change the hearts of Child Predators and Murders what are you going to do in the meantime???”

This is apart of taking a stand for what I believe, waiting. Having faith that he will put a end to all of this. If you knew you’ll know that he promises that he will not leave us. So until that time comes… I will pray. I will pray for his will to take place, for forgiveness of my sins and well as the sins of others. I will live to the best of my ability to be righteous in his eyes. And that’s all that matters to me. He will save us ALL if we put faith in him.

I don’t know where you were going with any of this, none of this address any of what I was talking about and definitely doesn’t contradict any of what I said. I’m not sure if this was your rebuttal but it’s not even on topic with what I was talking about. All of what you said is based around truth but none has anything to do with what I was talking about.

Throughout history god has empowered men, women, nations to make all the changes you speech of. And god will continue to do so but when god give you the power to make a difference you have to make that difference. Not just sit there and wait for a hand to come out of the sky and sweep away all the bad things, god sent Jesus down as a person, a man to physically enact the things that needed to happen in the world. When you are standing on the door steps of history and god has given you the power to become a part of changing history for the better you need to act on that. You could have been born at anytime in any place but you were born into this recent carnation of American and you were given the chance like all of us to rewrite history and start this country going in a positive direction and you did not exercise the power god gave you. It’s that simple.

What do you think a president’s Job is??? To end world hunger??

To change the hearts of people??? A presidents job and Gods job are different can’t you see this??

Why do you keep trying to compare the president to GOD and using that as your excuse to not vote???

So I guess you don’t see a black president after we had been stolen and enslaved, lynched and discriminated against for so long as a good thing??

And god wouldn’t want you to vote for a good thing right????

I guess you don’t see a black president as a positive change for America right???

But I already know the deal you’re not going to answered these questions because you have answered "zero" of my questions from the last 3 emails, which worries me. But its O.K.

You need to watch the speech. And if you still feel like somehow the unity and positivity the Obama’s is bad thing and god wouldn’t have wanted you to vote ( you and you alone can share that belief) then so be it but watch the video before pass judgment. The bible says “Be quick to Listen and Slow to speak”

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/politics/2008/11/05/sot.obama.entire.cnn

***She stopped replying at this point***

MY SYNOPSIS

I figured out what wrong with this girls logic or lack thereof…she seems to believe that rest of the world thinks the president is god and that he is suppose to do gods job and since he can’t do gods job he doesn’t deserve her vote.

So it is painfully obvious that she has no idea what a president’s job is to do and that she is reveling in her own lack of knowledge on the subject.

Yes I have read her emails extensively and that’s what is going. She said that voting for president was against her beliefs and she explained her beliefs to me and that’s what she said. She just keeps trying say that the president can’t do this (end world hunger) and can’t do that (can’t change the hearts of child molesters) and that we should never believe in man and blah blah. And I’m like why do think that’s the president’s role in this world??

Her whole basis for the argument is comparing the president to God and showing how he is going to far short. Duh. Why would you be comparing the president to God in the first place?? We vote for a man to do a job and as an addition bonus we voted for a relative change in the oppressive history of this county, we voted for the creed that all men are created equal and should be treated as such.

My President Is Black

I have spent most of the day reading articles, listening to interviews of peoples reactions and watching the pundits on CNN, MSNBC and several other News Outlets breakdown the social and political implications of Obama's presidency and one thing is clear, this election means alot. Not just alot but alot of different things to alot of different people. And thats whats so astounding to me, my perspective is that of a black man so my excitement should come as no surprise to anyone but to see so many people Black, White, Asian, Hispanic, Christian, Jewish, Muslim all equally reveling in victory is AMAZING! I am so overwhelmed with emotion I can't even begin to write right now but I expect tomorrow to have a good blog summing up what this election means to me. I can definitely say this one thing, I'll never forget 8pm PST Nov. 4th 2008 as long as I live.

Also shout out to my nigga Cliff, Happy Birthday!!!
Your birthday landed on Obama Day, how ironic.

Whats Really Going On With The Nations Financial Crisis?

The circumstances that have led to our current recession are the controlled by the same pendulum that led to the great depression in 1920's. The doctrine that our very government has worked so hard to maintain, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. But when the top 1% controls too much of the money "critical mass" hits and a recession is right around the corner. When income inequalities in this country become too skewed, it screws up the system. "The top 1% own more wealth in this country than the bottom 90%" According to Delaware Senator Bernie Sanders.

FDR's federal chairman who severed during The Great Depression likened this sort of financial catastrophe to a poker game:

"As in a poker game where the chips were concentrated in fewer and fewer hands, the fellows could stay in the game only by borrowing. When their credit ran out, the game stopped."

Marriner S. Eccles
(FDR's Federal Chairman)
1951

Multi-Tasking

So its Monday morning....back to reality I suppose. Lately I've trying to juggling a lot more things than usual. I’m in the middle of looking for a new apartment, trying to buy a new (used) car, a new HDTV, and researching the prospect of a second job; while at the same trying to appear that I’m not completely asleep at the wheel at work (though heavily distracted). The whole search for the new (used) car has been by far the most stressfull of things on my plate. With my current car on life support I’m feeling the pressure to make some things happen and fast. But with my past financial short comings (credit) coming back to bite me in the ass, on top of the fact that the current financial crisis has banks very hesitant to lend, it’s been increasing difficult to make something happen with this car situation without getting accepting a bad deal. Almost every car dealership that I've encountered has had tried to give me their own variation of greasy, underhanded, high interest rate, hidden charges, everything but the sticker price bullshit. But withstanding all of that I’m determined to get back on the horse until I can get a reasonable deal.

As far as the apartment is concerned I say things are going pretty well. I found one place that I liked at the right price but as soon as I put the application in the manager calls my roommate and informs us that the apartment we were looking at is actually going for a thousand more than what it was advertised online for. So with my budget already about to reach critical mass it looks like I’m going to have to keep looking. But it’s early in the apartment search so I’m not worried. As long I can get in to my new apartment before the 1^st black president is elected everything will be fine. Black President party here I come!

With the economy taking a hit and my new apartment potentially costing 30 percent more than my last one I’m starting to feel more and more that robnigga may be right about it being a 2 job market out here in L.A. Now when it comes to my second job I’m pretty clueless as to what I want to or more so what I’m willing to do as a second job. But I do know this, I don’t want my second job to be more stressful than my first one; and my first job is surprisingly stress-free.

Fuck The Police....Inglewood Police Kill Homeless Man

For the record I live in Inglewood, so this most recent racially charged murder by the police hits very close to home for me. I have come home from work many a nights with the streets blocked off with yellow tape and cops standing around with guns drawn.

A homeless man, allegedly holding a phony gun, was shot and killed by Inglewood police in the fourth shooting involving an Inglewood officer in as many months.

Officers responded to a report of a man with a gun in the 400 block of Market Street, near Hillcrest Boulevard, at 1:47 p.m. Sunday, said Inglewood police Lt. Gabriela Garcia. The officers found two men, one of whom had what they said appeared to be a chrome handgun tucked into his waistband. Everything looks like a gun to the fuckin pigs...wallets, bottles of soda, grocery's, family protrait's, anything that a man of black and brown skin is holding is potentially a gun to them and grounds for immediate murder without further investigation or fear of consequence.

The man then allegedly reached for his waistband and was shot, witnesses say as many as nine times. Officers later determined the apparent gun was a toy (of course).

A person in a passing vehicle was also grazed by one of the reckless police officers bullets, but the person's injury was not considered serious officers say.

The police in Inglewood are completely out of control, they have murdered four citizens in as many months and a stop in their reckless behavior seems unlikely. Here's a rundown of the most recent incidents of police shooting Inglewood.

• Two Inglewood officers involved in a May 11 shooting in which 19-year-old Michael Byoune was killed and two others wounded at a restaurant near Crenshaw Boulevard and 85th Street were returned to active duty by Inglewood Police Chief Jacqueline Seabrooks.

• On July 1, Ruben Walton Ortega, a 23-year-old alleged gang member, was fatally shot by Inglewood police.

• Kevin Wicks, 38, (a 19-year postal worker) was shot to death by Inglewood police Officer Brian Ragan at about 12:20 a.m. July 21 after four officers went to his door in response to a report of an argument involving a man and two women. But relatives and community activists said officers responded to the wrong apartment and that if Wicks was holding a gun, it was likely only for his safety since he lived in a dangerous neighborhood and was responding to a knock on his door around midnight. Adding to the outrage over Wicks' death was the fact that Ragan, a five-year department veteran, was one of the two officers involved in the May 11 shooting of Byoune.
  

The cops on TV solve the crimes, the cops in reality commit the crimes. Murder in the 1st Degree, even with a black president on the horizon clearly not much has changed.....

Functioning Alcoholic???

I had the crucialist hangover Sunday morning! OMG! Pinot Grigio + Patron Silver + Temple Bar = HANGOVER for ME! While I was surfing the net (at work) hungover I ran across some interesting information. It would appear that I am what they call a Functioning Alcoholic [Read More]

Summer In Miami

Last Thursday me and a few of the homies hit up Miami for a little R&R. Needless to say this was the best vacation ever! I had way too much fun, Honestly I didn't even want to come back. Shit I might even buy some real estate in Miami now.

Day 1
LAX

Overpriced Airport Food

6:30am Pre-Flight Drink!

On the plane (American Airlines)



"Now Approaching Miami"


Just arrived at our hotel


Hurry Up And Iron Your Damn Shirt!!!!


On the way to the bar

At the bar

The Goons.

Patron (my favorite)

Chillin'

Day 2

Shots from the porch of our hotel, 10 steps from the beach


Grabbin' a bite to eat at a local Deli

Long Hair Don't Even Care!!!

Then we rented some scooters!

We rode around the streets of South Beach for a few hours and then....

It's back to the bar! Start with Straight Shots and then....

.....Pop Bottles @ (Club) The Fifth in South Beach


Bottles Up

Get off your crackberry!

He Toe Up (I'm Toe Up)




Can't Stop, Won't Stop!

Oh my lord my might is gone
I done drunk too much Patron
I don't think I'll make it home
Bartender (give me another one!)

Tony was definitely feelin' himself by this point

Goin hard on the dance floor in VIP


Later that night. Someone had a little too much to drink. lol

Day 3

Walkin out the hotel about to hit the beach

Miami Beach a thing of beauty!



Starting the day off right with Mimosa in the morning





This dude @ the beach had waaayy too much to drink and passed out!

Posted in front of the hotel, sippin on a few glasses of wine before we head to the club






That night we went to the Aqua Lounge (Crackin!)

"Another drink please"

Patrick stewy @ the lounge

Partyin' with our new friends

Day 4

Sunday Morning


Gettin fucked up @ the beach for the last time in Miami :'(


The aftermath!!!

Our last night @ the bar our cute ass Puerto Rican and Irish bartender Samantha hooked it up with a couple bottles of champagne and hella shots (Sperman's, White Russian's, Parton, you name it)....all FREE of charge. PNA (Pretty Nigga Appreciation) in full effect!

A toast to Patrick as he embarks on a new chapter in his life, Grad School @ Howard University in D.C. See you at the Howard Homecomin my nigga!

Leaving Miami.....



Miami Herald: The Redeem Team Wins The Gold! Looks like Kobe redeemed himself as well after his choke job in the NBA Finals against Paul Peirce & The Celtics

Miami International Airport