Now This Is How You Motivate

Here's a quote from one of Bobby Knight's many great speech's throughout his illustrious career which spans 4 decades and includes over 900 wins and 3 National Championships.

"We're at a point where I'm getting the fuck outta here. I mean if you're not going to cover Greg Graham if you're just gonna let him drive by ya, if the rest of you are gonna let him catch the ball outside the 3 second line and drive all the way in here without one guy challengin him, then I'm leavin and you guys will fuckin run till you can't eat supper. Now I'm tired of this shit, I'm sick and fuckin tired of a fucking 8-10 record, I'm fuckin tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to fuck around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not. Now I'm gonna fuckin guarantee ya that if we don't play it up there Monday night you're ain't gonna believe the next fuckin day. Now I am not here to get my ass beat on Monday and you better fuckin understand that right now. This is absolute fuckin bullshit. Now I'll fuckin run your ass right in the ground. I'll fuckin run you, you'll think last night was a fuckin picnic. I had to sit around for a fuckin year with an 8 and 10 record in this fuckin league. And I mean you will not put me in that fuckin position again, or you will goddamn pay for it like you can't fuckin believe. Now you better get your head outta your ass."

Motivation 101 take note kid.

RT: Video Games

This blog has been re-posted courtesy of the nihilistic one BlackNintendo

No joke, I have lived for video games ever since I set foot on a powerpad. I might not know everything about games, I don't have the latest systems, and I don't even really play all that much, but video games are the biggest influences by far on my life. I literally work now so that I can have a nice enough apartment with free time and quality equipment for video games. It's not that I am addicted to fun or anything, but there is something to be said for controlling the fate of main characters, basketball players, and fighter ships using only your thumbs and abstract reasoning. I think the significance of what video gaming in our society has just begun. Similar to the novels and films of the previous millennium, video games and their derivatives will be celebrated throughout the Earth as worthy of ubiquitous icon status. 20 years from now, the original Nintendo will be found in museums, and streets in art districts across the will be named after game developers like Miyamoto, and Will Wright.

As you can tell by my 'vision of the future' my love for video games exists on multiple levels, and takes on way too much significance. This is what my blog is about, letting video games tell the story in between the lines, and thriving as humankind's beautiful reflective manifestations of our own earthly ability.

At Work Bored

Bathroom Mirror Prank

Justin Timberlake & Andy Samberg on SNL! This Shit Is Hilarious!

My sister was just talking about this SNL skit yesterday, I hadn't seen it nor heard of it. Then when I went to the bowling alley later that night they were playing the video and I was like "What the fuck is this?" Then when I got a closer look I realized it was Justin Timberlake. Hilarious!!!!

This Auto-Tune Bullshit Is Officially Out Of Hand...

I hate to give hacks like this free publicity but after seeing this site I couldn’t not post this shit.

What the fuck is this? This auto-tune shit is officially out of control. Honkeys With Autotune? HWA? What kinda Rin and Tin Hip-Hop Dalmatians bullshit is this??

VERSACE Lamborghini Murciélago

Base Price: $358,000

PSA: Racism In The Elevator

...And Now You Know.

Sean Connery Tells You Why Its OK to Smack A Bitch!

Don't worry Chris Breezy Sean Connery's got your mutha fucka back!!!!

You Know You're In A Recession When Out Of Work Rappers Are Doing Cash4Gold Commercials

First the McDonald's R&B singing chicken mcnugget commercial, NOW THIS? Seems like hip-hop culture is starting to become the butt of more and more jokes in recent commercials. WTF?

This commercial is ridiculous!! MC Hammer?? This a recession commercial if I ever seen one. You know MC Hammer and Ed McMahon have to be doing really really bad to be in a Cash4Gold commercial whoring themselves off. Whats next DMX is going to be doing bail bonds commercial (lord knows he's got plenty of experience in that department) or Bobby Brown is going to be doing pay day advance loan commercial?? Where's the self respect in a recession people?? Apparently nowhere to be found.

Kid Still High After Trip To The Dentist

Signs That You're Too High: When you say "Is this gonna last forever?"

Inglewood Always Up To No Good

So I'm driving down Century going toward La Brea to do some shit, I don't even remember and I hit the stop light and look to my right and saw lady fuckin' homeless liberty on the corner peddling a sign advertising one of those notoriously predatory pay day advance places. And I was just like only in the hood would you see some shit like this, the irony in the entire scenario is ridiculous. They have a homeless woman who is clearly still in her homeless gear draped in messy ass lady liberty costume over her homeless get up, prancing her ass around Inglewood with a "GET CASH NOW" sign. You have to be an idiot to think a homeless woman in a cheap ass lady liberty costume holding a "GET CASH NOW" sign actually knows where the cash is! The nigga that see's that sign and is like "oh yeah that mutha fucka right there in that fucked up lady liberty get up, she's knows where the cash is at for sure! " deserves whatever bullshit coming to him.

How they gone use a homeless woman to advertise how to get "GET CASH NOW" thats like a barefoot shoe salesman, a barber with a fucked up hair cut or a car salesman thats riding the bus, something just aint right about it (to me at least).

Whats the most interesting thing about it is that the homeless woman's depiction of lady liberty is the most accurate one I've seen in a while. With the nation in a financial crisis the American dream is starting to fall from the lofty expectations of lady liberty in New York to the grimier down on her luck Lady Liberty of the proud city of Inglewood.

Proof Black Dont Crack!

Scary Spice looks better at 33 than she did at 23 (and she had a baby). WTF?

1996-98

2007-Present

For more proof see Halle Berry (42), Jennifer Beals (45), Lisa Raye (41) Sally Richardson!!! (40) and the great Stacy Dash (43) the ageless wonder.

Teacher Is A Freak!

I just read the article about Angela Renee Comer, the Kentucky teacher who got 10 years for having sex and running off to Mexico with one of her 13-year old students back in 2007. And from what I heard 2007 was the year of the “cradle-robbing female teachers” as one writer described it. The funniest thing to me is the boy’s name wasn’t been released to protect his identity? Protect his identity?? If I have fucked one of my teachers in middle / high school I wouldn't be about to shut up about it. Protect my identity? I’d want everyone to know, shit I’d be telling everyone! I would’ve been my classmates hero for bumpin’ one for the teachers, I would’ve been the man!!!

I actually was trying to get it cracking with one of the substitute teachers back in high school. I’ll never forget her, she was rather sexy and she was lightweight on ya boy too! But the closest I got was....gettin' it poppin with one of the my summer camp counselors back in the 7^th grade, after I got some 3^rd base action with her, niggas couldn’t tell me “shit” till 8^th grade came around, I was the man in my eyes (and that's when my fascination for older women first began and I've been going strong ever since). Now I've had a few teachers since I’ve been out of high school but that does really count, its not the same. But I can tell you "this" from experience Teacher is a Freak.

After seeing this list of teachers that got it poppin with students it leaves me wondering where some of these teachers were when I was in school????

Emily Streb
Student’s age: 16










Lauren Kathleen Palmer
Student’s age: 16 [girl]









Christina Lin Butler
Student’s age: 16







Jennifer Rice
Student’s age: 10. Yes, 10.








Sheryl A. Nawahine
Student’s age: 16







Kimberly Nack
Student’s age: 16









Christine Scarlett
Student’s age: 17







Angela Renee Comer
Student’s age: 14





Heather Thorsby
Student’s age: 17







Erica Umosella
Student’s age: 17







Carrie Bishop
Student’s age: 17








Janelle Batkins
Student’s age: 17








Kirsten Ann Kinley
Student’s age: 15

And these are just a few of them, it was over 2 dozen incidents in 2007 alone.

What The Fuck Is This??

What the fuck is this?? Is this a joke?? or was this suppose to encourage me to buy some chicken mcnuggets? None of McDonald's so-called urban marketing campaigns encourage me to buy McDonald's at all. Like the one that had last year where the dude was rapping in the cypher about the McDonalds dollar value menu. That shit was hella corny and this is no different, whoever they have in their urban marketing department needs to be fired immediately because its obvious they know nothing.

The Funniest Prop Commercial Ever!!!

Whats so funny about this commercial is the way that Gavin Newsom is gloating about the gay marriage initiative being passed, almost like he is throwing it in everyones face. Hilarious. Like a gay super-villian trying to take over Gotham City "It's gonna happen! Whether You Like It Or Not!!"

Is It Just Me.....

Or does Kim K. look like Eva Longoria in this picture?

Things That Black People Like

I was recently surfing the net and I came across this hilarious blog called “Things That Black People Like”. The entire blog it’s self is exclusively dedicated to spotlighting Things That Black People Like, while offering a short commentary to why that particular thing is so significant to blacks. The blogs contains a list of the Top 23 Things Black People Like….

23. Video Games…..Damn, you know a nigga loves NFL Madden!
22. Stand-Up Comedy…..From Richard Pryor to Chris Rock, black stand up comedians have been silent advisors in my life for many years. Shit a Richard Pryor stand-Up was the first time I heard the term blue balls; little did I know, I would become all too familiar with that feeling years later.
21. Movie Quotes
20. Chicken & Waffles
19. Angelina Joli
18. Fresh Kicks
17. The Hook Up…..oh how I missed the hook-up when I moved away from the hood for few years. Life just isn’t complete without a hook up here or there, or as we like to call it getting something on the Player Price. I couldn’t even begin to tell you how much shit I get below retail price, Shoes, Clothes, Electronics, TVs, Computers…I even used to know a nigga who would sell discount liquor out the trunk of his car. Shit I even got a few jobs off the hook up because one of the homie worked there.
16. Domino's.....A nigga just cant resist a game of Domino's
15. Baby Powder
14. Escalades….Ain’t that the truth
13. Maya Angelou
12. Wife Beaters……Niggas do love wife beaters, even 50 cent came out with his own designer line of wife beaters with bra straps.
11. Newports…..now you know you know some Newport spokin’ ass niggas. I know I do.
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How To Raise A Baby

With Teen Pregnancy approaching an all-time high I figured now would be a great time to offer up some helpful tips to all the young mothers and fathers out there struggling with there loss of innocence and new found responsibilities.

Sexdrive...Yet Another Ode to Teenage Virginity Loss

Alloy Entertainment is about to drop yet another Movie about a “horny young virgin” trying to get a nut off, Sexdrive. The plots pretty basic, dude meets girl over the internet, feeds her a bunch of lies about himself and next thing he knows she wants to meet up. Now the sex deprived and inexperienced horny virgin goes to extreme lengths (driving across the country) with his wing man by his side in an attempt to lose his virginty with the internet hottie. The “horny virgin desperate to get laid movie" well seems to be the well that keeps on giving. No matter how many times they go back to it, it seems like it never gets old to Americans, especially as of late.

Most recently the movie industry gave us College (2008), I had the displeasure of watching this movie earlier this year on opening weekend in a jam-packed theatre of about 7 other movie goers in Culver City (no lie). Last year Producer Judd Apatow gave us Superbad and 40 Year Old Virgin in 2005, both Classics. Other notable movies exploring the same topic include The Wood (1999), Can't Hardly Wait (1998) and American Pie (1999)

It shouldn't come as news that virginity loss is an experience widely perceived as one of the most important turning points in a person's life especially for men, and it’s no coincidence that it's also one of the most common themes in media depictions of teenage sexuality. Every time I watch one of these movies I am reminded of the day I lost my virginity. I remember it as vividy as any day in my life. Prior to that day I never would have guessed I'd lose my virginity on my sister’s birthday ironically enough. What a day it was, got some cakes in the afternoon and birthday cake in the evening. The funny thing is when I walked in the door my dad took one look at me, and instantly he knew...he knew I was a different man. I couldn’t believe it, I guess it was written all over my face or maybe it was the fact that my young swagger was at an all-time high, regardless of however he figured it out, at that moment pops knew his boy had become a man.

And for the record I will be checking this film out opening day.