Summer In Miami

Last Thursday me and a few of the homies hit up Miami for a little R&R. Needless to say this was the best vacation ever! I had way too much fun, Honestly I didn't even want to come back. Shit I might even buy some real estate in Miami now.

Day 1
LAX

Overpriced Airport Food

6:30am Pre-Flight Drink!

On the plane (American Airlines)



"Now Approaching Miami"


Just arrived at our hotel


Hurry Up And Iron Your Damn Shirt!!!!


On the way to the bar

At the bar

The Goons.

Patron (my favorite)

Chillin'

Day 2

Shots from the porch of our hotel, 10 steps from the beach


Grabbin' a bite to eat at a local Deli

Long Hair Don't Even Care!!!

Then we rented some scooters!

We rode around the streets of South Beach for a few hours and then....

It's back to the bar! Start with Straight Shots and then....

.....Pop Bottles @ (Club) The Fifth in South Beach


Bottles Up

Get off your crackberry!

He Toe Up (I'm Toe Up)




Can't Stop, Won't Stop!

Oh my lord my might is gone
I done drunk too much Patron
I don't think I'll make it home
Bartender (give me another one!)

Tony was definitely feelin' himself by this point

Goin hard on the dance floor in VIP


Later that night. Someone had a little too much to drink. lol

Day 3

Walkin out the hotel about to hit the beach

Miami Beach a thing of beauty!



Starting the day off right with Mimosa in the morning





This dude @ the beach had waaayy too much to drink and passed out!

Posted in front of the hotel, sippin on a few glasses of wine before we head to the club






That night we went to the Aqua Lounge (Crackin!)

"Another drink please"

Patrick stewy @ the lounge

Partyin' with our new friends

Day 4

Sunday Morning


Gettin fucked up @ the beach for the last time in Miami :'(


The aftermath!!!

Our last night @ the bar our cute ass Puerto Rican and Irish bartender Samantha hooked it up with a couple bottles of champagne and hella shots (Sperman's, White Russian's, Parton, you name it)....all FREE of charge. PNA (Pretty Nigga Appreciation) in full effect!

A toast to Patrick as he embarks on a new chapter in his life, Grad School @ Howard University in D.C. See you at the Howard Homecomin my nigga!

Leaving Miami.....



Miami Herald: The Redeem Team Wins The Gold! Looks like Kobe redeemed himself as well after his choke job in the NBA Finals against Paul Peirce & The Celtics

Miami International Airport

To All My Myspace Addicts!

LOL!

Pro-Life is Anti-Woman by George Carlin

This clip is Classic George Carlin.

Here are some other notable quotes by Legendary Comedian George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”

“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

“One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like”

“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”

“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”

And Carlin's perspective on life might be the most insightful of all his works

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating…...and you finish off as an orgasm."

George Carlin simply kept it 100 and made a successful career of it, we should all be so lucky. Respect.